how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
thenubianprince:

fuck wit us and we tweakin ho

thenubianprince:

fuck wit us and we tweakin ho

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

taylorswift:

Taylor looks STUNNING on the cover of the new British Vogue!
- Taylor Nation

taylorswift:

Taylor looks STUNNING on the cover of the new British Vogue!

- Taylor Nation

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

tagged → #Jarrett

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (9.25.14): Protesters in Ferguson are back out tonight, demanding Police Chief Jackson’s resignation and the immediate arrest of Mike Brown’s killer, Darren Wilson. #staywoke #farfromover

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back