"Rose met the most fantastic man in the universe, who actually thought she was the most fantastic woman in the universe and that doesn’t really happen often."
— Russell T. Davies (via speslodge)

imtooawkwardforthis:

People who make me bagels and pasta are the kind of people I want to spend my time around

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,